So I may have written a fanfic.

About Mr.Mxyzptlk. And I may have decided to post it on my lj. Maybe. Even though it's... I don't know. Weird.

( First Person > Third Person )

SO. I finally finished watching the pilot of the Middleman (when did I start it? A month ago?) and watched the first half of the second episode. There's only so long I can watch stupid internet quality, guys!

I went back through my 'comics' tag, and found this, and now I kind of want to write a crackfic. Argh, when did I start writing fanfiction? ... Okay, it was a while ago, but still.

I reached 20000ish words last night, and today I got to 22000ish words. Give me a BOOYAH!
Short snippet: “Oh, that’s great, blame it on me! At least I’m not dead!” “Low blow, low blow. Way to pull out the Deceased card.”

So. I'm uh, I'm writing a fanfic just because it's totally weird. Stargate: DCU. Yeah. So I'm thinking, privately funded by by Bruce Wayne, with Ted as the Daniel Jackson character (Dan helps with that too). Clark's on the team too, and Barbara Gordon co-Hammond's it with Bruce. Though I was thinking more of a combination of BOP's Oracle and SGA's Weir. Wondy and MM come in Teal'c-style.

Have I soared to new levels of Geeky, or is this inevitable?

Also! Disgaea DS or Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure DS?
Disgaea pros: Neat game. Strategy RPG. New stuff. On the DS! Cons: I already have it for the PS2.
Rhapsody pros: It's a musical! It's a musical RPG? HOW IS THIS NOT AWESOME? Cons: Untested. The PS1 version was a SRPG but this one's turn based. What? I like Strategy RPGS!

Okay, so I discovered this Animal Crossing fanfiction. It's uh - very disturbing. So before you read, the Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, you have to be aware that 1) the actual game is not like this and 2) that it's surprisingly well written, even if it is a very, very dark interpretation of the game.

I don't usually read all that much fanfiction, one here or there. And not usually serious ones, but I just read a fanfiction that was utterly fascinating, and yet completely disturbing. It's basically what was wrote in Riddle's diary in Chamber of Secrets. It's really well done.

But now I'm really disturbed. Really really disturbed. Gawd.

It took me two days to read! Imagine that. Here it is.

Jeeze. Creepyness.

Harry Potter spoof that I read ages ago and is somehow more funnier now: Darth Mali's thingy.

To read the rest of her stuff, go here.

And now for some quotes:

"HARRY: How do you know this is the right one?

OLLIVANDER: Because due to the fact that Voldemort has the matching one, I think it’s safe to assume that later on it will be an important plot device."

"Harry looks up at the staff table, where he notices Professor Quirrel the funny turban guy and, sitting next to him, Snape the amazingly sexy and well-written head of Slytherin house.

SNAPE: Bite me.

Isn’t he cute, folks?"

"BLAISE ZABINI: How would I know? I don’t even have a gender!

MALI: (waves her Magic Author Wand) There! Now in my story you’re a guy!

BLAISE: Then why am I wearing a dress?

MALI: I never said you were an average guy" - Which is amusing in context of the sixth book. ^^ Tehe.

"OLIVER: Well, once I put on the leather gear, a horde of hormonal fangirls caught the scent. I never had a chance; I never even made it out onto the pitch. They did horrible things to me, Harry. Things that would make a grown man weep.

HARRY: (awestruck) What sort of things?

OLIVER: (just stares at him, lip quivering, and then bursts into tears and throws himself into Fred’s arms)" - The fangirls! The fangirls!

And a quote in comic form here.

We have a weird sense of humour.